My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Identity Jokes
Ha, gay!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
You're gay!
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Myself.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
You're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
You are the joke.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
You big gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
