Identity jokes
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
You are gay.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
I'm Batman.
Gay
Boy
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
You a cunt.