A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
