New Identity Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s

How are you and an orphan similar

Both of your fathers are invisible

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

How do men like their women? Striped

How does priest like their children? Clean

Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy

What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before

Like if you are straight comment if you are LGTBQ+ dislike if you are a Nazi.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George"

Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.