Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
.... ,I'm gay
A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My name says it all.
my name is dezz
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
Who am I?
