Identity jokes
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.