Identity

Identity jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.