Identity jokes
I'm emo, by the way.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
I'm illegal.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.