Identity jokes
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm emo, by the way.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
I'm illegal.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.