Identity

Identity jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"