HTTP

HTTP jokes

Canada

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

People

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Plane

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

Rickroll

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

Memes

Jar

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Paranoia

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Content

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Post

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

Stupid

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Bus

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

Picture

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Bank

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Child

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Site

Check this site. You will find something in it.

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Comment

Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website