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I'm sorry.

This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

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Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

What screams I’m insecure?

http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

[Link]

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

[Link to YouTube video]

If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

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