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The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Website Records

Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father

Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day

Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go

Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website

All records are as of March 11th, 2021.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.

What screams I’m insecure?

I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

[Link]

If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

[Link to YouTube video]

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg