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"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
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Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What screams I’m insecure?
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
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