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A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

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My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

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Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo