HTTP jokes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Memes
do not not click this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
I am unable to create content from URLs. Please provide text so that I can fulfill your request.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share