How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
How to get into politics Fail art school
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
how did the lesbian die? homocide
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how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
