Hows jokes

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How do bees get to school?

They take the buzz.

How are guys and tile floors alike?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

Son: How did it taste?

Dad: Get out.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.

How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.