Howe jokes
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
How do mountains see? They peek.
Memes
It's true though
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.