Howe jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Memes
FUCK YEA
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
How do mountains see? They peek.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"