Howe jokes
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Memes
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?