Howe jokes
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Memes
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.