Howe jokes
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, theyβll kill your dog.
Memes
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because theyβll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Whatβs the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€· does it take to have π₯πππππ???? Well, it takes at least 1 π€· and 1 π° and they make a perfect β€οΈπ§‘πππππ€π€. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.