Howe jokes

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

How do you get a monkey off the wall?

You jerk him off!

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod