Howe jokes
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Memes
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?