Howe jokes
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Memes
Haha
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How's it going @#$!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.