Howe jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Memes
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Hi, how are you?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.