Howe jokes
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Memes
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.