Howe jokes
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Memes
Like how do I say it?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.