You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Howe Jokes
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
