Howe jokes

Ground

How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?

"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"

Mom

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Cow

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

Memes

Crab

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

Party

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Family

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Wheelchair

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

Boomerang

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Sarcasm

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

Print

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Author

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!