How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Howe Jokes
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
