Howe jokes
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why donโt you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you wonโt bring it back afterwards.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Memes
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you donโt know how to use a pistol? Look, Iโll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasnโt a very good demonstration.