Howe jokes
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. π
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you donβt know how to use a pistol? Look, Iβll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasnβt a very good demonstration.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, whatβs the minor population?