Howe jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.