Howe jokes

How do rabbits travel?

By hareplane.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.