Howe jokes
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Memes
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.