Howe jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Memes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.