Howe jokes
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Memes
no words
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!