Howe jokes
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like