How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .