How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?