How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
How do you make a emo jump?
A bridge
Kid 123 how’s downline Orphan what home😂😂😂😂😂 sorry
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
