how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How did the orphan become famous?,”go big or go home”
How does a emo kid complement one another Like your cuts g.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
How do you talk to a giant? - - Use big words.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
