Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
Knock Knock, who's there? god. god who? NO you idiot there is no god, I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
me: why did the chicken cross the road? my friend: the get to the other side? me: no, to get to the idiot's house my friend: oh me: knock knock my friend: who's there me: the chicken
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
