Hotness jokes
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Red hot 🥵
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Hot water look a**.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.