Hotness jokes
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Memes
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Hot water look a**.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Red hot 🥵
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.