Hotness jokes
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Memes
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."