Hotness jokes
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Memes
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Red hot 🥵
Hot water look a**.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.