Hotness Jokes

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

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How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?

With some HOT TRACKS!

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Hot water look a**.

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

Red hot 🥵

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

One hot day a cow wanted some shade.

He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."