Hotness jokes

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?

With some HOT TRACKS!

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Red hot 🥵

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!