Hotness jokes
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Red hot 🥵
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Hot water look a**.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?