Honor Roll jokes
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."