Honor Roll

Honor Roll jokes

Insult

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Diss track

WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

Assignment

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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  • Football Team

    Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

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  • Hater

    This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

    Community

    HEAD SO GOOD, SHE A HONOR ROLL. SHE RIDE DICK LIKE A CARNIVAL, I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 🙏