Honor Roll jokes
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
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