Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
