This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
