I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
Glizzy
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Mustard
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
