Hot Dog

Hot Dog Jokes

Barbecue

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Barbecue

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Magic Trick

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

Mama

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Furry

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

Reason

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Eagle

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

Dog

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

Dog

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog!

Dog

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Piece

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Mom

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

Chinese

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"