Hot Dog jokes
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Glizzy?
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"