Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
