Horse jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
your mom
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.