Horse jokes
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
your mom
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.