What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
