Horror jokes
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.