Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Your'e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
My hopes and dreams
