Hope jokes

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.