Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................