Home jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Memes
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Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!