Home jokes
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.