Home jokes
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
I left my Avatar at home today.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"