Home jokes
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.