Home jokes
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................