Home jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.