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The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.