Home jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*