Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
Why cant orpahans play baseball? They can't run home.
3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
When she says parents aren't home so you rush upstairs.
Why are orphans bad at base ball? Because they have no home to run to
Your dads spider man because he’s far from home
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
why do most orphans cook for them self
they dont have a home cook
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.