Home Jokes

why do orphans want to be dogs?

because they want their own bed and food

what makes a child an orphan?

their parents left the for good :D

Why do orphans live in a orphanage

Answer: because they are wanted there

what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms

why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

What type of cake can orphans not have

Home made

*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too

"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are is parents

I love working at a orphanage

I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Why did the family move away?

Because they lost their son.

Dating 101

Heres what you do:

1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?