Home jokes
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.