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Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed

Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button

why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made

One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third

Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run

You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.

Dating 101

Heres what you do:

1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

whats orphans favourite shop , home depot

My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one

Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t find home

y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home

A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car

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