Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
What time is it when you can drive home from phone
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
