why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
What's the difference between E-T and an orphan E-T can phone home
what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
Police:come with me I’m taking you home orphan:well we need to find them first
Police:then I don’t need to take you home
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
What did the creep do when the woman said “make yourself at home”? He hid in her attic
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
