Home jokes
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.