Home Jokes

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

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Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone

Because they don’t know where home is

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a home page.

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!

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Dark jokes are like home a lot of people don't get.

I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.

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What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion

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Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"

At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"