Home jokes
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.