Home jokes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.