Home jokes
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!