Home jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!