I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.