Home jokes
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Your mum isn't home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.