Home jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. đđ
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Memes
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, âWhere is homeroom?â The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why couldnât the orphan find home?
Didnât have eyes.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
People shouldnât be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
âYouâre telling me thereâs change in a lightbulb?â
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Earth is full. Go home!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.