Home jokes

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."

Why couldn’t the orphan find home?

Didn’t have eyes.

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Earth is full. Go home!

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.