Home jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.