Hitler jokes
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?