Hitler jokes
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.