Hitler jokes
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. đ đ đ đ (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, âYes.â
Stalin then says, âMoscow.â Hitler replies with âI donât get it?â
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, âAnd you never will.â
Itâs amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitlerâs Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isnât that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasnât all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Whatâs the difference between a female farmer and Hitlerâs girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Whatâs Hitlerâs favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word âMother-in-lawâ you get the words âWoman Hitlerâ.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.