Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
History Jokes
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
