History jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.