History jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!