What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
